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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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