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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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