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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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