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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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