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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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