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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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