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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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