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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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