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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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