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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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