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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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