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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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