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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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