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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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