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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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