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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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