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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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