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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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