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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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