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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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