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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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