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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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