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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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