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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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