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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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