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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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