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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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