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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺
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