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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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