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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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