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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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