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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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