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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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