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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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