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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗
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