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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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