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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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