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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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