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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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