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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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