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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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