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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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