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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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