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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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