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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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