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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘
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