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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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