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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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