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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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