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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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