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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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