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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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