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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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